Anonymous asked: how do you give a girl an orgasm?
i am laughing so hard omg i need more sleep
you say you want to die but,
you still put that seat belt on
and look both ways before crossing the street
you lock your windows and doors
you would scream if someone was following you late at night
you would run for your life
but you do want to die
you just want to die on your own terms.
I have this on my blog like 6 times its amazing
Anonymous asked: Please tell me that you don't actually believe in "thin privilege"
Yes. You’re right. You totally caught me. The past 10 years of my life have all been part of an elaborate scheme to one day become a moderator of a tumblr blog called This is Thin Privilege, talk about thin privilege in academic settings and give lectures about thin privilege to groups of people. My goal is to slowly infect the world with the belief that thin privilege is real and then RIP IT AWAY. Muhaahahaha.
Did you think that asking me this would make me change my mind about my own life experiences and the experiences of other fat people?
Woo over 600 followers! Maybe i should finally post an intro. Lol
Thanks guys! You’re all very awesome!